Lockdown whinge post incoming from 5th year that attended total of 3 tutes in 2019.
Friends of Ronny Grins (23), aforementioned 5th year, are bracing for an online spray about how Covid will impact the good start he’s made to the sem.
Ronny G, who’s likely certain he would have attended all of his tutes if not for the most recent lockdown, made numerous complaints following previous Covid restrictions. As a result, every poor soul still foolishly following him on various social media platforms is on watch for yet another misguided complaint. His ‘mate’ Johnno gave us a glimpse into the enigma that is Ronny: “He’s a f*cking drop kick that never comes to tutes. I met him at the Bot Bar first year and had no idea he was actually studying until he asked me for Contracts notes in 3rd year.”
He went in on Ronald further when asked asked about RG’s most recent claims he was about to turn it around. “F*ck no he’s not! Hahahahaha. He was talking about dropping law just the other week.”
We tried to get a hold of RG for a response, but because he wakes up at 4pm he’d only just found out about QLD’s snap 3 day lockdown when we spoke to him. He was audibly upset, making claims about the uni work he’d allegedly done. “I was up to date with lectures and tute work for once and the Government f*cks me like this.”
When we mentioned it’d only just been week one and the course work consisted of intro powerpoints and prepping for ice breakers RG ignored us and kept ranting about Palaszczuk and “…bloody Covid…”
He only shut up after we mentioned he’d be able to attend tutes virtually. And by shut up I mean he hung up on us, the dog.
Regardless of being given a reasonable alternative to coming into uni it’s still likely Ronald will be having a big online sook at some point tonight. Click unfollow before it’s too late.
Pls no more to come…
Written by Jaike Salmon
This satire piece first appeared on The George Street Journal on July 14th 2021