New Queensland Human Rights Bill Unnecessary If You Own an L Card According To Local White Boy

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Mere hours ago it was announced that the Palaszczuk Government has passed a Queensland Human Rights Bill. While the Bill protects 23 human rights, it appears there has been some severe oversight when it came to considering the general public’s submissions.

According to many submissions by key stakeholders and members of the local community, as long as guys can continue wearing RM’s when hitting up Eagle Street and girls can keep flirting at the bar and running away once they receive a free espresso martini that Queensland’s rights are remaining protected.

This has lead to many questioning whether the Bill is actually necessary or whether it is a nice publicity stunt that offers little value to the people.

“Tbh I still don’t see the necessity of a Human Rights Bill. I mean as Queenslanders our main fundamental rights are free entry to Friday’s and free upsize at Merlo and the L Card already covers that,” provided Eric Chan (22).

Many worry that without any enforceable mention of the L Card in the new Bill, our rights continue to remain unprotected. If this is an issue you feel equally strongly about sign our petition and have your voice heard!

 

This satire piece first appeared on The George Street Journal on February 27th 2019

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