Guy Who “Thought I’d Be Nice” and Shares His 100 Page Exam Notes on FB Attends Law Ball Alone
Yet another lonely law guy has fallen victim to the pressure of the FB subject group as a way to find likeminded companions.
After failing to make friends by doing all the work in his past three group assignments, the student turned to the Constitutional Law Facebook page in desperation.
“Hey guys, just thought I’d help everyone out and upload my full exam notes. Oh and if anyone wants to get together to study… or for any kind of human companionship I’d be down :),” his post read.
Unfortunately, while many members of the group sprinted to Officeworks with Daddy’s corporate card to print and bind the document, his offer for friendship was left unanswered.
In a move that shocked only his parents and the family pet, the student attended the Law Ball alone when his attempts at finding a ‘law group’ failed.
While it has not been confirmed, the writer has reports that this student was to blame for the food shortage at the Law Ball last year as he decided to ‘eat his feels’.
Our thoughts and prayers are with this student as his quest for friendship continues, just as long as he uploads his Admin notes next!
This satire piece first appeared on The George Street Journal on February 24th 2019